If I was a psychiatrist…

I saw this photo on the Huffington Post the other day…

And all I could think to myself was, “I need to be a psychiatrist because this is the couch I would ask my patients to lay on and tell me their problems.”

Can you imagine someone going into their history with drugs while an awkward tiger face stares off into the distance next to them? I would love to get tiger-phobics in my office too. How great would that be?

My next thought to myself was, “You are a cruel human being, sir. Absolutely cruel.”